Brazilian Futbol Cheerleaders! by Burrito with picture goodness

Burrito is a pervertido! As Burrito do his daily porno search he find article, if that what you call it at (Must be 18 and over to click on link or Burrito hit you on head with quesadilla!) "Fleshbot" and there he see Brazilian Futbol Cheerleaders! A Caray! Burrito hope Miami FC and USL and MLS can one day have cheerleaders like this. Here is what it say:
"Brazil has given us so many things—the thong bikini, the Brazilian wax, Gisele Bundchen—and now, finally, we've been able to repay them by sending an American tradition down south. Yes, Brazil now has cheerleaders.
Currently, the ladies who cheer for Brazil's football teams are following closely in the American tradition—they'd all fit in quite well at an NFL game—but we're hoping that, as the cheerleader tradition becomes more and more a part of Brazilian sports tradition, we'll get to see a little more Brazilian flavor in the outfits. Hey, we know we'd feel some serious team spirit if we could cheer along with a thong clad pep squad!"

Ok no more words, see these hot mamacitas!

For more pictures go here (remember over 18 or Burrito hit you on head with quesadilla!)

Talk about pervertidos... Burrito going to see "The Pervert's Guide To Cinema" on Friday April 10 at 8:30 pm read about it here: Perverts of Miami, Unite and Take Over!

Islanders lose, Miami FC sign Diego Serna, Cuauhtémoc Blanco humps a mascot and more...

Miami fans have something to be happy about as Miami FC has signed former Miami Fusion player Diego Serna!
Serna, the leading scorer in the Miami Fusion's brief existence, signed with USL-1's Miami FC on Tuesday. The club did not release the terms of the contract.''Our expectations are high,'' Miami FC general manager Luiz Muzzi said. "Hopefully he can continue in the tradition of being a supreme goal-scorer.''
In addition to Serna, the Blues also signed Facundo Erpen, a former MLS All-Star, and brought back Brazilian midfielder Leo Inacio Nunes, who joined Miami FC during the 2008 season. For more check out The Miami Herald's Total Soccer
No word yet on Pedro Faife or Reinier Alcantara, the former Cuban national team members who have been in camp with the Blues after defecting last fall.

In a total heart breaker for USL fans Mexican team Cruz Azul defeated the Puerto Rico Islanders by a penalty shoot out. Regular time ended 3-1 as Paraguayan Pablo Zeballos, Javier Orozco and César Villaluz scored for Cruz Azul while Sandy Gbandi made it interesting for the Islanders. Sad to hear about the loss but it was a good run for the Puerto Ricans who made USL proud!

Some of you may have heard about the Seattle Sounders' Fredy Montero facing sexual assault allegations... Well, our friends at MLS en Espanol have a note on Cuauhtémoc Blanco , who if you see the picture to the left is caught humping the Fire Mascot! This Vulgar little act took place during the Chicago Fire vs NY Red Bulls game. "Sparky", the Fire mascot is in therapy from what I hear...

Talk about assaults, our friend and fellow Ultra Brian Corey has written an interesting piece called "Picking a Fight" where he hammers Miami FC USL foes with extreme prejudice! (j/k of course) Here is a little:
Austin Aztex – Besides the obvious in naming your team after an extinct race of people in a location nowhere near their empire the least Austin can do is spell the name correctly.
Portland Timbers – This f***ing team was awarded an MLS bid and not Miami! They must have given Don Garber some of that stuff they’re always smoking over there.
For more go to The Miami Ultras site
Miami Fans don't forget next Saturday April 18th we have a date with history as our Miami FC start their season versus the Cleveland City Stars at Lockhart Stadium!
Don't miss it! Let's go Miami FC!

Ex Miami Fusion Coach and GOL TV announcer Ray Hudson is Burritos hero!

Burrito say it once, Burrito say it twice, Burrito say it three times a lady... Ray Hudson is like the Virgen de Guadalupe of TV commentators! No better yet like Jesus!
One day Burrito want to invite Ray to drink some cervezas and eat some of Burritos mami's quesadillas while we watch futbol (Mexican league of course! Burrito a Toluca Fan!)
Burrito remember with nostalgias the day when he first hear Ray Hudson talk. Burrito didn't understand what the chingados Ray was saying! Burrito was like "Ay pobrecito Ray, he got disease or somethings cause he can't espeak well". Pero no, that not the case, Ray talk like that cause the homeboy is not really a gringo he from England and all peoples there speak like him! Ay Chihuahua!
Pero anyway, Ray is Burrito's hero cause he was there when Burritos team the Miami Fusion had its best season ever in 2001.
Burritos relationship was not always good with Ray. One time Burrito yell something at player for not making a good pass and Ray turn around mad like a vato who eat too much Chile! He look at Burrito like he want to jump over fence, come up to the stands and hit Burrito on head with a hot tamale! Pero Burrito forgive Ray. Those times were tough and Ray almost have heart attack!
Now Ray sit in air conditioning room and watch soccer all day and talk about it! Burrito wish he have that job too!
Here some things Ray says when he watches futbol:
"That's orgasmic!"
"We stabbed 'em right in the heart and it was beautiful!"
"He needs to be on his tippy-toes, like a midget at a urinal."
For more see video:

So this is why Ray Hudson is Burritos Hero!
If you no like Ray then Burrito will hit you on head with quesadilla!

Over 100 players try out for Miami FC plus game pictures vs Lynn University

Our good friend Victor Palkaninec has taken excellent pictures of the game against Lynn University. You can see them at the Miami FC Fan Blog

Fans were out there supporting the team led by the Miami Ultras

After three 30 minute scrimmages the final score was 4-1 in favor of the Lynn University Fighting Knights. A Notable mention for Scott Gordon scored 3 goals and Alfonso Montagalvan who scored for MiamiFC.
"No one likes to lose, but I think it's important what the coaching staff took away from playing such a strong team like Lynn University," said General Manager Luiz Muzzi. "I think with what we saw today and what we have seen in the previous scrimmages we are moving closer to having our final roster." more at the Miami FC website

Something worth mentioning is that 110 people showed up to try out for the team. I spoke to one hopeful and he mentioned there would be another round of tryouts on Sunday and that they were told only 8 would be selected.

Miami Fans, get out there and support your Miami FC as they start their season on April 18 vs the Cleveland City Stars at Lockhart Stadium!All Pictures by Victor Palkaninec

Gold Cup in Miami, Lockhart Stadium to host Miami FC home opener and more...

Miami is set to Host 2 Gold Cup games at FIU Stadium on Friday, July 10. The games will be Costa Rica vs. Canada, 7 p.m.(EDT) and El Salvador vs. Jamaica, 9 p.m.(EDT). This will be a good one! For the full schedule click here

Miami FC reports they will play their home opener in Broward county's Lockhart Stadium.
"We are very excited to play in Broward County for the first time" said team president Aaron Davidson. "Broward County has welcomed us with open arms and recognizes that Miami FC is all of South Florida's pro soccer team. Miami Dade, Broward and Palm Beach Counties may be diverse but they represent one united region - South Florida. We look forward to truly reaching out to all soccer players, coaches and fans during our upcoming fourth season." read more at Miami FC
It looks like Miami FC is trying to secure a few games in Miami Dade county.

Reminder:
Miami Ultras are hosting a Tailgate party this Saturday at 2 pm at Tropical Park! We ask all South Florida to come out and support your Miami FC who will be playing Lynn University Fighting Knights that same day at 4pm.

Vamos Miami FC!

Miami FC vs Lynn University Saturday at 4pm at Tropical Park (free) plus Tail gate hosted by the Ultras at 2pm

Ladys and Gentlemen, our Miami Ultras are hosting a Tailgate party this Saturday at 2 pm at Tropical Park! We ask all South Florida to come out and support your Miami FC who will be playing Lynn University Fighting Knights that same day at 4pm.

Miami FC comes off of it's second preseason scrimmage defeating Barry University's Fighting Buccaneers on Wednesday night. The Blues won 3-1. The Miami Herald's Total Futbol reports that the goals were scored by Alfonso Motagalvan, Danny Vasquez and Nicky Torres, while Mark Anderson tallied for the Buccaneers'.

Miami Fusion veteran Diego Serna is still practicing with the team. We hope he signs in the next week!

Miami FC also announces that they will also have an Open tryout at 9am that same Saturday, The try outs and the match will both take place at Tropical Park. So if you think you've got what it takes tryout for the team! More here: MiamiFC

If you need reasons to attend the game on Saturday then here are 5 reasons by the Ultra's Brian Corey:
1- Tailgating. There is a tailgate tentatively scheduled to begin at 2 PM, this will help you get into the right mindset to provide our team with the home field advantage they deserve.
to continue go here: Miami Ultras

So let's go South Florida! This game is free, support soccer!

USA over T and T with Video, Miami FC wins pre-season game and more...

First of all our good friend Julio Caballero of the Miami Ultras gave us the heads up that Miami FC won their preseason match vs Barry University 3-1. More on that later today.

I'm still shocked to see how Maradona's Argentina lost 6-1 to Bolivia! I don't want to talk bad about Bolivia but no way are they that good to beat Argentina so bad. It's going to be fun reading what the Argentine press says about Maradona.

Did you kids see Jozy Altidore tonight? He was on fire! It's good to see the future of U.S. Soccer looking so bright. Though he was born in Jersey (of all places) he comes out of South Florida folks, Boca Raton to be exact. We'll take any credit we can get for any player who is as good as this 19 year old striker. Altidore scored his hat trick off of Landon Donovan assists. (Final Score USA 3 T & T 0)

"He's a player (Altidore) that, you know, we have known for a while is going to be a big part of our team going forward, but things need to be earned. Things need to come at the right time," U.S. coach Bob Bradley said. Read more here ESPN

I don't know Bradley, I think Jozy Altidore has earned his spot as a starter, not only because of the hat trick but because he came off the bench against El Salvador and scored. Call me crazy but 4 goals in 2 games is enough to have "earned" a spot to me!
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