Miami FC assembles a group of Superheroes in their quest for the USL title

We are 4 days away from the beginning of Miami FC's season and we now have a team. South Florida fans hope this will be a team of Superheroes!
Brazilian World Cup winner Zinho has assembled a group that will be led by the experienced and one time Miami Fusion star Colombian Diego Serna. The team has now completed it's roster gathering a combination of youth with experience. The Miami Herald reports a few familiar faces, such as defender Chris Williams, midfielder John Pulido and forward Connally Edozien. Goalie Pat Hannigan who played with the team back in 2007.
A few notable players are El Salvador national team member Edwin Miranda, Tim Merritt, Zach Kirby, Jack Traynor, and Kenny Schoeni, a goalie formerly of the Columbus Crew. Local players: Danny Vasquez, Nicky Torres, Richard Perdomo and Orlando Bueso.
Previously Miami FC's site had reported the signing of one time MLS All-star Facundo Erpen, Brazilian midfielder Leo Inacio Nunesone, defenders Cristiano Dias and Walter Ramirez, midfielder Jarryd Goldberg and Ex Cuban national team members Pedro Faife and Reinier Alcantara.
Most notable is the signing of Georgian Zourab Tsiskaridze who was one of over 100 players that tried out for the team and actually signed.
"After three seasons at Tropical Park and an off season in which it nearly folded, Miami FC is now a team with two homes: Lockhart and Florida International University's football stadium. Thus far, the Blues have committed to play at Lockhart at 8 p.m. Saturday April 18th and at 6 p.m. April 26 vs. Rochester. They will play Montreal on April 24 at FIU. The remaining 12 games are to be determined." said the Sun Sentinel's Jeff Rusnak
The Miami Ultras are organizing a Tailgate party at Lockhart Stadium and invite all South Florida to come out and join them at 6 pm this Saturday April 18th as the Mighty "Blues" will take on the Cleveland City Stars, the game starts at 8pm.
The time is now and our Soccer team needs you!
If you haven't done so please purchase your tickets at http://www.miamifc.com/ for only $12.
Vamos Miami FC!

Miami FC - Songs and Chants by Burrito

Hola Miami Futbol fans! (For non espanglish speakers click over highlighted words)
Burrito see blog by Uncle Ed about Futbol songs & chants for Miami FC (see below post) and Burrito think he can help all the vatos from the Ultras and Southern Legion by giving them carnales some good examples of songs they can sing. Next time Burrito make you chingones pay him!
When Burrito grow up in Toluca, Mexico, he used to listen to July Church (Julio Iglesias) and did you putos know July used to play professional futbol in Espana? Si! That way before Enrique Iglesias was even a sperm in his left huevo! Bueno, that another story Burrito will write about, but his song with that mota lover Willy Nelson called "To all the girls I loved before" inspired Burrito to be a futbol star! Why? Cause Burrito love womens and want to be good player so he can get some hot mamacitas. Pero, that never happens cause Burrito not good player and he look so uglys, pero so uglys not even his mami love him! Burrito so ugly his mami refuse to breast feed him! Pero bueno, ok, here is songs that Burrito think Miami Fans can sing at Miami FC games! Vamos Miami!

1.- This one everyone knows By Wilard Esmith "Welcome to Miami"

Miami
Party in the city where the heat is on
All night, on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Bienvenidos a Miami!

2.-"I'm In Miami Bitch", by LMAO.
With this song we tell MLS, USL and all the teams in the world they are Miami FC's bitches! Cause Miami Rules!



Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin'
I'm in Miami bitch
Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin' I'm in Miami bitch!

3.- "Miami" by Osvaldo Rodriguez
Cuban singer gets political but Burrito like cause it could be good to sing for all these pinches teams who are up north and wish they could have Miami's bitches and beaches! Yeeehaaa!

Miami
Yo no me voy de aqui
No quiero ir a ningun lugar
Yo no saco pasaporte
Yo quiero ver lo que va a pasar

4.- Jingle by the Golden Girls called "Miami"
For some reason Burrito always get woody for Dorothy, she sing like siren calling Burrito to make sweet hate to her...

Miami, Miami, you got style
Blue sky sunshine, White sand by the mile
When you live in this town, each day is sublime
the coldest of winters are worm and divine
Miami, Miami!

Ok, so some of these not too good but at least Burrito trying! You got better ideas? tell Burrito and you get free quesadilla! Vamos Miami, buy Miami FC tickets! Game this Saturday April 18th!

FIU Stadium to host Miami FC games plus Songs & Chants to learn and love!

"We couldn't be happier to play in the two most appropriate, fan-friendly stadiums in South Florida.'' So said Miami FC President Aaron Davidson in an interview in yesterdays Miami Herald.
Davidson is referring to the fact that Miami FC will be playing at both FIU Stadium and Broward's Lockhart Stadium this year and quite possibly Tropical Park as well.

No matter where you are in South Florida you will be close to the games so come out and support Miami FC. Buy your tickets now: Miami FC

We now know where Miami FC will play their first 3 games. The Blues will be playing the opener against Cleveland on Saturday April 18. Then Miami FC will go to Miami 's FIU Stadium on Friday April 24 versus The Montreal Impact and that Sunday April 26 against Rochester back at Lockhart Stadium.

We need to prepare and practice our songs and chants, we only have 8 days to go! Here are a couple of Songs courtesy of the Miami Ultras.

Blues Go Marchin’ In

Oh when the Blues
Oh when the Blues
Oh when the Blues go marchin in,
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the Blues go marching in....
(repeat)

Vamoos, Miami

Vamoos
Vamoos, Miami
Que esta noche
tenemos que ganar!
(repeat)

Here is the "Miami Ultras Song" in video (words below)


"Miami Ultras Song"

Men have lived
And Men have died
Dreaming of
A team to pride

We toast the sun
We thank our stars
That we have
This team of ours

Good or Bad
They hold our fate
With feet so strong
They devastate
We praise -We pray for the great

(Chorus 3X)
M-I
A-M-I
What a fan
Of fans am I
Upper 90 in the net
M-I-A the safest bet
For more songs visit the Miami Ultras song and chant page:
http://www.miamisoccerfan.com/Soccer/Songs.html

Brazilian Futbol Cheerleaders! by Burrito with picture goodness

Burrito is a pervertido! As Burrito do his daily porno search he find article, if that what you call it at (Must be 18 and over to click on link or Burrito hit you on head with quesadilla!) "Fleshbot" and there he see Brazilian Futbol Cheerleaders! A Caray! Burrito hope Miami FC and USL and MLS can one day have cheerleaders like this. Here is what it say:
"Brazil has given us so many things—the thong bikini, the Brazilian wax, Gisele Bundchen—and now, finally, we've been able to repay them by sending an American tradition down south. Yes, Brazil now has cheerleaders.
Currently, the ladies who cheer for Brazil's football teams are following closely in the American tradition—they'd all fit in quite well at an NFL game—but we're hoping that, as the cheerleader tradition becomes more and more a part of Brazilian sports tradition, we'll get to see a little more Brazilian flavor in the outfits. Hey, we know we'd feel some serious team spirit if we could cheer along with a thong clad pep squad!"

Ok no more words, see these hot mamacitas!

For more pictures go here (remember over 18 or Burrito hit you on head with quesadilla!)

Talk about pervertidos... Burrito going to see "The Pervert's Guide To Cinema" on Friday April 10 at 8:30 pm read about it here: Perverts of Miami, Unite and Take Over!

Islanders lose, Miami FC sign Diego Serna, Cuauhtémoc Blanco humps a mascot and more...

Miami fans have something to be happy about as Miami FC has signed former Miami Fusion player Diego Serna!
Serna, the leading scorer in the Miami Fusion's brief existence, signed with USL-1's Miami FC on Tuesday. The club did not release the terms of the contract.''Our expectations are high,'' Miami FC general manager Luiz Muzzi said. "Hopefully he can continue in the tradition of being a supreme goal-scorer.''
In addition to Serna, the Blues also signed Facundo Erpen, a former MLS All-Star, and brought back Brazilian midfielder Leo Inacio Nunes, who joined Miami FC during the 2008 season. For more check out The Miami Herald's Total Soccer
No word yet on Pedro Faife or Reinier Alcantara, the former Cuban national team members who have been in camp with the Blues after defecting last fall.

In a total heart breaker for USL fans Mexican team Cruz Azul defeated the Puerto Rico Islanders by a penalty shoot out. Regular time ended 3-1 as Paraguayan Pablo Zeballos, Javier Orozco and César Villaluz scored for Cruz Azul while Sandy Gbandi made it interesting for the Islanders. Sad to hear about the loss but it was a good run for the Puerto Ricans who made USL proud!

Some of you may have heard about the Seattle Sounders' Fredy Montero facing sexual assault allegations... Well, our friends at MLS en Espanol have a note on Cuauhtémoc Blanco , who if you see the picture to the left is caught humping the Fire Mascot! This Vulgar little act took place during the Chicago Fire vs NY Red Bulls game. "Sparky", the Fire mascot is in therapy from what I hear...

Talk about assaults, our friend and fellow Ultra Brian Corey has written an interesting piece called "Picking a Fight" where he hammers Miami FC USL foes with extreme prejudice! (j/k of course) Here is a little:
Austin Aztex – Besides the obvious in naming your team after an extinct race of people in a location nowhere near their empire the least Austin can do is spell the name correctly.
Portland Timbers – This f***ing team was awarded an MLS bid and not Miami! They must have given Don Garber some of that stuff they’re always smoking over there.
For more go to The Miami Ultras site
Miami Fans don't forget next Saturday April 18th we have a date with history as our Miami FC start their season versus the Cleveland City Stars at Lockhart Stadium!
Don't miss it! Let's go Miami FC!

Ex Miami Fusion Coach and GOL TV announcer Ray Hudson is Burritos hero!

Burrito say it once, Burrito say it twice, Burrito say it three times a lady... Ray Hudson is like the Virgen de Guadalupe of TV commentators! No better yet like Jesus!
One day Burrito want to invite Ray to drink some cervezas and eat some of Burritos mami's quesadillas while we watch futbol (Mexican league of course! Burrito a Toluca Fan!)
Burrito remember with nostalgias the day when he first hear Ray Hudson talk. Burrito didn't understand what the chingados Ray was saying! Burrito was like "Ay pobrecito Ray, he got disease or somethings cause he can't espeak well". Pero no, that not the case, Ray talk like that cause the homeboy is not really a gringo he from England and all peoples there speak like him! Ay Chihuahua!
Pero anyway, Ray is Burrito's hero cause he was there when Burritos team the Miami Fusion had its best season ever in 2001.
Burritos relationship was not always good with Ray. One time Burrito yell something at player for not making a good pass and Ray turn around mad like a vato who eat too much Chile! He look at Burrito like he want to jump over fence, come up to the stands and hit Burrito on head with a hot tamale! Pero Burrito forgive Ray. Those times were tough and Ray almost have heart attack!
Now Ray sit in air conditioning room and watch soccer all day and talk about it! Burrito wish he have that job too!
Here some things Ray says when he watches futbol:
"That's orgasmic!"
"We stabbed 'em right in the heart and it was beautiful!"
"He needs to be on his tippy-toes, like a midget at a urinal."
For more see video:

So this is why Ray Hudson is Burritos Hero!
If you no like Ray then Burrito will hit you on head with quesadilla!

Over 100 players try out for Miami FC plus game pictures vs Lynn University

Our good friend Victor Palkaninec has taken excellent pictures of the game against Lynn University. You can see them at the Miami FC Fan Blog

Fans were out there supporting the team led by the Miami Ultras

After three 30 minute scrimmages the final score was 4-1 in favor of the Lynn University Fighting Knights. A Notable mention for Scott Gordon scored 3 goals and Alfonso Montagalvan who scored for MiamiFC.
"No one likes to lose, but I think it's important what the coaching staff took away from playing such a strong team like Lynn University," said General Manager Luiz Muzzi. "I think with what we saw today and what we have seen in the previous scrimmages we are moving closer to having our final roster." more at the Miami FC website

Something worth mentioning is that 110 people showed up to try out for the team. I spoke to one hopeful and he mentioned there would be another round of tryouts on Sunday and that they were told only 8 would be selected.

Miami Fans, get out there and support your Miami FC as they start their season on April 18 vs the Cleveland City Stars at Lockhart Stadium!All Pictures by Victor Palkaninec