Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Miami FC: Another loss, Pictures, Red Card, New Times is wrong and a partridge in a pear tree...

Miami FC started off the season in surprising good form, but the reality is settling in. We had a good 2 game run but now we are in the midst of a 3 game losing streak all at home.

The Miami Herald reports some issues within the team due to Diego Serna's Red Card with 20 minutes left to go during Saturdays 2-0 loss to the Carolina Railhawks at Lockhart Stadium. In my opinion that Red didn't affect the outcome of the game. The Blues, with or without Serna were neutralized by the Railhawks and I doubt his presence would have made a difference. Serna will be out for the next game but Miami FC will have Cubans Reiner Alcantara and Pedro Faife ready for action along with Brazilian Paulo Araujo.

Speaking of Alcantara and Faife; The Miami New Times wrote a piece called "The Cuban Connection last week and made a boo-boo when they were pointing out South Florida's difficult love affair with Soccer.


Chronic anonymity is a disease that has felled eight South Florida franchises in the past three decades. The Miami Gatos went belly-up in 1972, and the Toros followed suit four years later.
Actually, after discussing this topic with Robert Scorca, the Miami Gatos changed their name to the Miami Toros and moved up to Broward... then they went belly up...

The Southern Legion was again nowhere to be seen for the second straight game. One disgruntled Miami Ultra mentioned in jest that Miami FC's new Fan group were more of a "Foreign Legion" then a Southern Legion. We hope to see the Southern Legion out there in future games!

Our good friend Victor Palkanínec has more great pictures of the Miami FC vs Carolina Railhawks up at his Miami FC2 site be sure to check it out!

I need to mention the great work by the Miami Ultras they didn't stop chanting and playing the drums giving Lockhart a great ambiance for fans. The addition of teenagers from local soccer team "The Strikers" also helped elevate the sound level.

Miami FC will now try to make some points on the road as they head out on a 3 game trip. Lets wish the Blues the best! We need to regain precious points lost at home!

The Next game at home will be on June 14, 2009 at Lockhart stadium game is set to start at 6pm. For ticket info call 305-728-2606 or go to http://www.miamifc.com/
Picture of Alcantara and Faife by
Robert Scorca

Friday, May 15, 2009

Miami FC Blues vs The Carolina Railhawks Saturday at Lockhart Stadium

It's that time folks. Time to take the coolers out, buy some Hotdiggity dogs, some meat and bust out that old trusty grill and head out to Lockhart Stadium as South Florida's own Miami FC "Blues" gets ready to de-rail the visiting Carolina Railchickens! Yes, it's this Saturday, May 16, 2009 at 8 pm. Don't forget the Miami Ultras are organizing a Tailgate starting at 5:30 pm and not too far away in another section of the parking lot the Southern Legion will be doing the same thing, so you have alternatives!

Miami Ultras president Pieter Brown has designed the Beer logo that you see on this blog. How do you like them apples? Not bad don't you think? Don't be surprised if The Ultras start their own brewery! This might just become the official beer of Miami FC, USL, The United States Soccer Federation, FIFA and the world!
I wouldn't mind a nice cold Ultras Beer! So meet us for some fun times before we destroy the RailChickens!

According to the Miami FC site: The only player that will be missing is starting left back Walter Ramirez, who received a red card in the game against the Charleston Battery. Otherwise the team is complete and we could see the first glimpse of Cubans Reiner Alcantara and Pedro Faife. Carolina's coach Martin Rennie has some ex-MLSers like Brian Plotkin, Dan Paladini, John Cunliffe, and Gavin Gliton.

For ticket info go to Miami FC or call 305-728-2606
Vamos Miami! Let's go Blues!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Burrito Report: Miami FC week off, Burrito visits Exxxotica and mucho mas...

Hola amigos y mamacitas! (Click on highlighted words if you don't know the meaning)
This weeks Burrito Report no have mucho to talk about with Miami FC having week off from play, entonces Burrito tell you about other things like his visit to Miami Bitches Convention Centers this weekend to see mucho naked women at Exxxotica! Virgen Santisima de Guadalupe! Burrito never ever see so many hot womens showing breasteses to Burrito and they no ax for tips! Unfortunately Burrito no take camera so he steal this fotos from other blog an hope they no tell Burrito to take it out. Go to this site to see more pictures and read about it: Local Motion Miami

Colombian team Santa Fe de Bogota investigated for money laundering... Burrito no understand, what the big deal? At least these putos try to keep moneys cleans! To read more go here: Colombia Reports

In other news these pinches cerotes of Conmebol get afraids of a little cochino flu and no want to play with Mexican teams so Burritos Mexican carnales tell thems "You no want us to play with you then you get no more Tacos anymore you chingados losers!" Ok, they no say that pero if you think about it Conmebol going to lose mucho dinero for being so paranoids. This is not the end of this story. Read more aqui: USA Today

With not mucho going on with Miami FC excepts what Uncle Ed write in post below Burrito ax you vatos to check out the following links:

Burritos compadre Kartik Krishnaiyer have his world famous Kartik Report, even Burritos mama back in Toluca, Mexico read it! Its that good and she no speak English!

Soccer by Ives sometimes recommends things written by Uncle Ed but never Burrito and this hurt Burritos feelings... pero is ok, Ives always have good thing to read.

Burritos amigo Brian Quarstad of Inside Minnesota Soccer always have up to date info of all USL teams that Miami FC will destroy and send crying back to their mamis after they get beat! Go and read what he write when Blues beat those pinches "Chickenhawks" from Carolina!

Miami Herald Master of disasters Adam Beasley have Total Futbol , Burrito always read it when he have cafecito in mornings and you should too or Burrito hit you on head with quesadilla!

Last pero not least check out Miami Ultras site for info on Miami FC, they have many writers like Eric Corey, Brian Corey (No, they not married, this no Iowa, they are brothers!) Robert Scorca, El presidente Pieter Brown, Julio Caballero, Derek Reese and a partridge in a pear tree!

Ok, Burrito tired and need to read and see more pictures about Exxxotica! Go here

Don't forget to Come out and Support your Miami FC against the Carolina Railhawks this Saturday, May 16, 2009 at 8 pm at Lockhart Stadium. Tailgate at 6pm and both supporters Groups should be out there (Miami Ultras and Southern Legion) so come have a beer with us!For ticket info go to Miami FC or call 305-728-2606
Vamos Miami! Let's go Blues!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Miami FC: Cubans should be ready to play this Saturday and more...

Since Miami FC had this week off there wasn't much to write about. But here is some information as we get ready for our match against the Carolina "Chickenhawks" to take place this Saturday at Lockhart Stadium:

Our good friend Robert Scorca witnessed a practice last week at Tropical Park and mentioned seeing former Haitian national team defender Stéphane Guillaume practicing with the team. After further investigation it appears Guillaume is only practicing with the team to remain fit and will not be part of the Blues this season. Some of you might remember Stéphane as he once played for the Blues starting in 2006.

Robert Scorca also writes a good piece over at the Miami Ultras site concerning the scrimmage between Miami FC Kendall U-18 and the U.S.A. U-17. For more on that click here.

Argentine defender Facundo Erpen might be Europe bound per the Miami Herald. This will be a great loss if it materializes

Cuban Players Reinier Alcantara (#23) and Pedro Faife (#13) should be ready to make their debut this Saturday if all legal issues are finalized this Friday. I'm looking forward to see what both of these players can do. Alcantara is remembered for scoring a goal against Mexico in the Gold Cup in 2007. Here is a video of that game and goal:



Stay tuned as Miami FC players will make appearances on TV and radio this week. We will keep you informed!
Don't forget to Come out and Support your Miami FC against the Carolina Railhawks this Saturday, May 16, 2009 at 8 pm at Lockhart Stadium. Tailgate at 6pm and both supporters Groups should be out there (Miami Ultras and Southern Legion) so come have a beer with us!
For ticket info go to Miami FC or call 305-728-2606
Vamos Miami! Let's go Blues!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Miami FC Defender Jack Traynor on The DA Show WQAM 560 Radio listen to the podcast

No, it's not the Jack Trainer portrayed by Harrison Ford on 1988's Working Girl. We are talking about Miami FC Defender Jack Traynor (#15) Traynor has so far this year played 16 minutes against the Rochester Raging Rhinos and has received a yellow card! Traynor played at Notre Dame, and was drafted by the New York Red Bulls.

Jack came out in "The DA Show" on local Sports station WQAM 560 Radio yesterday.
Below you can check out the podcast of the show under "Youth Soccer". If you want to listen in you can find his interview at about minute 28.
Be Sure to listen in on Damon Amendolara and his "DA Show" which starts at 8 pm and runs till 11 pm weekdays. DA is a Soccer Fan so call him up and discuss the team.
Help Support Soccer in South Florida!




Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Miami Ultras podcast Episode 3 with Ignacio Rodriguez Miami FC Public Relations

Technology Nightmare Episode Week 3 on Mindless Thoughts of a Miami Soccer Fan podcast. Mindless Thoughts hosted by Pieter Brown, Uncle Ed and Miguel Mejia. We welcome special guest Ignacio Rodriguez, Miami FC Public Relations



Subjects covered: Miami FC vs Charleston Battery, Red Card on Walter Ramirez, Discussion with Ignacio Rodriguez Miami FC PR, Southern Legion absence at game, Suggestions to Miami FC and more...

Go here:

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Burrito Report: Miami FC lose, Southern Legion missing and more Brought to you by Star Trek... not really

Hola Miami Fans, and especially all the hot mamacitas out there! Burrito here reportings all things Miami FC to the worlds. (Click on highlighted words if you don't know the meaning of the word)

Today Burritos report is brought to you by Star Trek ! (Not really) But the new movie is coming out this Fridays so go see it with your carnales or a hot chula con chasis aerodynamico!
Burrito sad to say Miami FC lose to los pinches Charleston dancing Batterys or somethings like that by 1-0. The thing that make us lose is that Burritos homeboy Walter Ramirez was given red card in minuto 18 for pushing a Carolina puto to ground. At time Burrito was buying beer so he no see pero people say it no fair so Burrito believe Miami fans and will write to USL to complains about it. If you got huevos like Burrito then you write to USL and tell them Referee is Wancker! Write here to Presidente of USL: francisco.marcos@uslsoccer.com
Please write email as follows:

Dear USL peoples,
The Referees a Wancker, The Referees a Wancker, The Referees a Wancker, The
Referees a Wancker, etc.
Thank you and regards,
Miami FC Blues Fan!
Report on USL site say over 1500 peoples go to game at Lockhearts on SaTURDay. We need more peoples! One thing that make Burrito sad is that this game there were no Southern Legion homeboys out there... porque? Not one! If you love Miami FC then some Legion members need to represents their group. Pero Burrito happy to see Ultras were there singing more spanish songs and that crazy Erics Cartma... Burrito mean Eric Corey was jumping like mexican jumping bean and telling fans to sing! Vamos Miami!

Burrito think Miami FC need to make more advertizings on outside of stadium and with billboards close to FIU and Lockhearts Stadiums. The other day Burrito walk around Homey-stead and ax all his carnales if they want to go see Miami FC with him and most people no know much about team! Some vato say to Burrito, "I think I see sign on Mexico game, pero I thought it was for MLS team that is coming to Miami" Burrito imediatleys tells that poor vato he stupid and hit him on head with quesadilla! No, just kitten, Burrito tell him he need to read more about USL on internets and go to Miami FC site and Miami Ultras site and join them!

So Burrito think as much as Miami FC need to advertize Blues fans also need to take more people with them. Let's go peoples! It come down to everyone to make this team successful so that when one day Burrito find the right womens he will have little Burritos who can one day go and see Miami FC like his father the big Burrito!
Here is video of Burritos old team the Miami Fusion, they make this commercial but it no come out much on TV. Miami FC need to make somethings like this!




Next game is Saturday May 16th, 8 pm @ Lockhearts Stadium vs the Chicken farmers from Carolina, Burrito think they called Railhawks but the Carolina Chickens sound better! For tickets go to Miami FC site or call 305-728-2606.
As always the Miami Ultras will be having their Tailgates at 6pm so come by and have drink and if you see Burrito he give you a quesadilla and a beers!
Vamos! Vamos Miami! Que esta noche tenemos que ganar!